The Month of May...

During this month, I have:

• visited four states
• stayed in three hotels
  
• rented two cars
• driven a stick shift for the first time since 2002
• attended three weddings
• been a bridesmaid in two weddings
  
• thrown a rehearsal dinner
• gave a 15 minute talk at the regional meeting
• fell in love with people from Michigan
• had a mini high school reunion, and yes, we all pretty much look the same!
• got two mani/pedis and did not bite my nails at all!
• walked the dog
• ate more tri-tip than I thought humanly possible
• wore a feather boa and a pin with Randi's face on it
  
• decided to make friends with the people on the plane
• circled PHL no less than five times
• was removed from and re-screened for my flight to LAX due to Jersey douchebaggery
• took a field trip to the Channel Islands National Park
• watched my Dad and my boyfriend bond
• attended a Phillies v. Dodgers game and a Dance Celebration show at the Annenberg
• played a bit of Rock Band - don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but I did get 100% on "Give it Away"
• attended one graduation
• overall, had a blast seeing old friends, making new ones, and hanging out on a mother-fucking boat

Now, time for a nap.....