Read on a Biomed Library Desk

• Don't for one second doubt your genius! OK, I won't
• Makes me wanna holler
• Many phone numbers with the words written, "Call for sex". (Does that actually happen? Um, yes, hello! I was studying in the library and I saw your number on the desk....)
• Smile you know who is admiring you and your ass
• Penne sucks!
• I adore you O Christ and I bless you because of your holy cross you have redeemed the world
• Alas, the onion you are eating is someone else's water lily
• COVERING LETTER
• Baby Jargary
• Son of Sam
• Cindy N Brian
• I wanna ace this exam
• Forgiveness is more than sayin' sorry
• I ought to die
• I should too
• Maybe I will
• We will all eventually die
• Syke
• Astronomy blows :(
• I hate people. People hate you too.
• Dental School ROCKS
• Pakistani Prince
• He is the Jam Man The Beast